Sunday, September 21, 2008

Bah Humbug!

Apparently contractions that are 5-7 minutes apart, regular that last over 24 hours is not "real" labor. It took me two visits to OB triage, several cervical checks (which involve people's fingers in my delicates) to tell me that because my cervix is not dilated I am not in real labor. I didn't realize that regular contractions that wake you from your sleep is not actual labor. I have been told that I should come back in if things change (what does that mean?). The only thing I can think of is that I am supposed to instictively know that I am dilating. If it sounds like I am bitter is because I am. I just have to say I am not impressed with the nurses, the doctor I saw (I waited for 3 hours for but saw for only 2.5 seconds) or with the hospital itself. Still no baby. I was also told that if I was 39 weeks, they would perform a c-section without hesitation, but 37 weeks and 5 days would mean the baby is premature and would assuredly be in the NICU (Isn't 36 weeks a term pregnancy?) and that if I want a c-section early I am being selfish and do not want what is best for my baby. =(
Stick a fork in me, I am done.
Looks like I have 13 days of continuous contractions ahead of me before I can have the privelege of being filleted open and having the baby surgically removed from me. Lucky me.


rachanderson said...

yes, you should instictively know. If you were truly "Slides down pole" then you would be in tune with your body and know when true labor has begun. If you want to be my indian spirit sister, you need to cut out this crap with the fake labor and get on with the real deal.

Jacob and DeaAnna said...

It was so great talking to you tonight! I hope you are not in pain for much longer! Talk to you soon!

rachanderson said...
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rachanderson said...

you and your news got to be my 100th post. That's how much I love you! Also, I responded to your comment on my last post! Love you all soooooo much, and we miss you lots!